sometimes i take silent pleasure in knowing i am smarter than someone else. they think i am dumb hohohohoooo no that is an act. this is all fake. i will pistol whip you with my brain lil one.

i remember there was a period of time when we were younger that my brother called me kirby and i didn’t think anything of it because i loved kirby

and i just realized that he called me that because kirby was short and fat and ate/inhaled literally everything

oh

my dashboard is things i don’t even like

i’m gonna go read a fucking book…

i woke up from my nap and all of the pizza was gone

i only ate one slice

ONE SLICE

my life is very lonely right now. it’s weird.

both of my best friends will be gone this summer (one in louisiana, one in fucking africa). one of my brothers works all the time as a slave, aka busboy at a restaurant. my other brother just got a job working fucking nights at subway, so now he goes to work at midnights and does nothing, then sleeps during the day.

it sounds mean but i don’t wanna spend 24/7 with my mom and her boyfriend…………like i want to hang out with someone my own age, but idk how to make friends anymore. i made these friends by chance because they don’t mind how fucking annoying i am lol….

one of my favorite movies is this documentary about a parking lot (don’t judge) and there’s this one guy that is amazing in every way, and every time i watch it i just think about how i wish he was my boyf